But I cannot deny the
wails
That He emits when
chosens fail
So badly at a simple
task;
For we list’ners can
see the mask
Put on these traps so
they seem hard,
But dangerous words
are just bards’
Tools, when Our Lord
designs these traps
So His heroes can
dodge, in naps,
Their blades. She
should not have died here.
With this, Master
asked time to clear
His frizzled head and
departed
From company. Alone,
he said,
“This is why my
quests should have more
Involved so it’s not
wrecked so. For
Now I must think
quick.” He looked a-
Round his compact
palace, at the
Rich, flimsy
paintings, at figures
Muscled, at books of
rules for us,
At mammoth pencils. “What
a fuss
It was to get Solus
to play!”
He pondered on that
plane you may
Enter if your
vitality
Drops below needed
number. He
Summoned an asking
device to
Determine what he now
should do.
Its screen did read, “Here
are the rules
To act as a ghost
player.” Jewels,
Moon-sized, could not
express how joyed
He was! Back to game
He’s deployed.
The ending makes me think this whole epic verse is a description of someone playing a game like Skyrim or World of Warcraft (perhaps gamers would have picked up on this immediately). If that is what you were going for, I can see the humor in describing the in-game actions in the style of epic poem. Clever choice.
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